And also special guest Heather, who’s like that VD that’s always lingering, ready to flare up at the worst possible moment. See, “montage” is a French word meaning “collection of clips of Angelique getting completely naked.” The subtitles while she is speaking – speaking English – are a nice touch by VH-1.Seeing some of these girls again was like seeing them for the first time, but then again, who could forget Missy Plain and Fugly? At one point, Frenchie and Aubry warm up the crowd with a little bitchy back and forth. “Keez my perfect Barbee aszzz” she says to Aubry, after telling her that she looked like a “rat on crack.” Spot on.That’s right -- Take “Big John” Murray, who served as Bret’s personal valet, kept watch over the house, and literally threw out a bunch of women for being ugly in season one. Because it was cancelled after only three episodes because they accidentally invited on a male contestant named Ryan Jenkins who literally murdered someone.
Last year’s reunion show turned out to be a disaster when BM’s chosen one, Jess, ditched him and said he was a better match with Heather.A lot of artists don’t get to hit the same markets as often as I do. Michaels: I’m always experimenting with different genres.I grew up on country and rock, and as far back as “Every Rose,” my country roots have shown through. I have an electronica dance track on my last record called “You Know You Want It” that was a lot of fun to make. Also, like you mentioned, the single “Girls on Bars,” which was co-written with CMA-winning songwriter Luke Laird and was CMT’s most viewed debut video at the time of its release, was pure modern country. Michaels: Well, I can’t guarantee this, but I’m doing all I can to get all four of us back out on the road for a few months next summer. SR: In Spokane, you’re going to be on a bill with several other acts from the same era as Poison.Next up is uber-groupie Destiney, who tells Bret that she was annoyed that certain people with emotional problems, ahem, Schitzy Joe, got more alone time with Bret because they threw hissy fits and had breakdowns.She says that she could have fallen in love with him if they had actually spent more than 2 hours together.Hosting the fun and games is Ricky Rachman, who’s still hanging on to the fact that he used to be sort of cool when he hosted MTV’s Headbangers Ball back in the day, which of course was also back when Bret Michaels was not yet a has-been.